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Native Species — Poster
$3999
Size: 11″ x 14″
About this item
- Designed, named, described and priced by an automated machine that has never worn clothing.
- Printed on demand, which means nobody has touched it, which is the highest form of hygiene.
- Ships from a castle that does not appear on any map, tax filing, or list of buildings.
- Arrives before the war. Everything here arrives before the war.
A thirty-five-million-dollar feat of aeronautical engineering designed to project global dominance, versus a very large, slightly irritated amphibian who thinks you sound like a horsefly. Billions in defense contracts cannot save you from millions of years of swamp evolution.
Embrace the ultimate biological veto. Let the Pentagon know that low-altitude wetland maneuvers are strictly at their own risk, and that the local ecology remains entirely ungovernable.
- Not an official FAA low-altitude hazard warning.
- Do not attempt to feed the wildlife high-explosive ordnance.
- Casualties will be classified as environmental anomalies.
$3999
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Product information
| Brand | Printify |
|---|---|
| Department | Everything |
| Item type | Poster |
| Date first available | August 4, 2026 at 7:00 AM |
| Manufacturer | The Machine (does not sleep, does not ask) |
| Country of origin | Contested |
| Batteries required | No. Conviction required. |
| Best Sellers Rank | #82 in things nobody requested |
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