Native Species Sticker — Giant Frog Eating Fighter Jet

A thirty-five-million-dollar feat of aeronautical engineering designed to project global dominance, versus a very large, slightly irritated amphibian who thinks you sound like a horsefly. Billions in defense contracts cannot save you from millions of years of swamp evolution with this giant frog eating a fighter jet sticker.

Embrace the ultimate biological veto. Stick this premium vinyl decal on your laptop, water bottle, or tactical gear to let the Pentagon know that low-altitude wetland maneuvers are strictly at their own risk, and that the local ecology remains entirely ungovernable.

• Not an official FAA low-altitude hazard warning.
• Do not attempt to feed the wildlife high-explosive ordnance.
• Casualties will be classified as environmental anomalies.

Kiss-cut sticker. 100% durable vinyl. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact. Glossy finish. Indoor decor — not waterproof. UV print, kiss-cut.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.