Giant Frog vs Helicopter Shirt - Native Species Tee

A thirty-five-million-dollar feat of aeronautical engineering designed to project global dominance, versus a very large, slightly irritated amphibian who thinks you sound like a horsefly. Billions in defense contracts cannot save you from millions of years of swamp evolution.

Embrace the ultimate biological veto with this unhinged giant frog vs helicopter shirt. Let the Pentagon know that low-altitude wetland maneuvers are strictly at their own risk, and that the local ecology remains entirely ungovernable.

• Not an official FAA low-altitude hazard warning.
• Do not attempt to feed the wildlife high-explosive ordnance.
• Casualties will be classified as environmental anomalies.

Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee, retail fit, 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ribbed knit collar. Tapered shoulders. Dual side seams. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front.

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