Number One Luxury Reptile Crime Corduroy Hat — Funny Lacoste Parody

Accept no substitutes for this legally distinct mascot of degenerate behavior. When the official brands demand quiet luxury and generational wealth, we offer loud burglary and the immediate liquidation of physical assets. A flawless translation of high-end aesthetic cues into pure, unfiltered felony, this funny Lacoste parody hat is the ultimate accessory for everyday menace.

• Not affiliated with Lacoste, any legally recognized tennis apparel, aggressive amphibians, or gated communities
• Crowbar is intended for recreational leverage purposes only
• May cause sudden, overwhelming urges to pawn copper wiring
• We strongly advise against wearing this directly to your parole hearing

Features a comfortable everyday fit perfect for fleeing the scene or blending into a lineup of usual suspects.