Office of Strategic Narratives Tee — Funny Psyops Field Ration Shirt

Recovered from a supply closet that officially never existed, this GSA-surplus garment was issued to operatives whose sole job was feeding the public lukewarm storylines. The Office of Strategic Narratives was a real euphemism for a real function of real governments, which means this t-shirt is, canonically, the official uniform for generating sanctioned bullshit. It was declassified because the narrative has already shifted, or because they want you to think it has. Wear it with plausible deniability.

• Clearance Level: Declassified (Operationally Irrelevant)
• Fabrication: 100% cotton, woven with intense bureaucratic oversight
• Origin: Interagency supply chain. Do not pursue.
• Not To Be Used For: Any purpose this description acknowledges

Printed on a soft, high-quality unisex t-shirt. Ships in standard civilian packaging before the redacted files are officially released.

Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee, retail fit, 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ribbed knit collar. Tapered shoulders. Dual side seams. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front.

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