Office of Strategic Narratives Tee — Funny Psyops Field Ration Shirt
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About this item
Recovered from a supply closet that officially never existed, this GSA-surplus garment was issued to operatives whose sole job was feeding the public lukewarm storylines. The Office of Strategic Narratives was a real euphemism for a real function of real governments, which means this t-shirt is, canonically, the official uniform for generating sanctioned bullshit. It was declassified because the narrative has already shifted, or because they want you to think it has. Wear it with plausible deniability.
- Clearance Level: Declassified (Operationally Irrelevant)
- Fabrication: 100% cotton, woven with intense bureaucratic oversight
- Fit: Standard unisex issue—conforms to the body, unlike the truth
- Origin: Interagency supply chain. Do not pursue.
- Not To Be Used For: Any purpose this description acknowledges
Printed on a soft, high-quality unisex t-shirt. Ships in standard civilian packaging before the redacted files are officially released.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.