One Square — 1-of-1 Existential Art Sticker
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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Surface: White
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About this item
Thousands of squares, painted by everybody. One of them came from nobody. You are the sort of person who checks. This is that square, now available as an extremely cursed, one-of-a-kind vinyl sticker.
- One of one: Exactly one was made. When it is gone we do not make another — that is a promise we are choosing to keep, not a limit of our printer.
- Existential dread: Included for free.
- Adhesive backing: Sticks aggressively to laptops, water bottles, and your fragile sense of uniqueness.
Premium durable vinyl sticker. Ships fast, but once it is gone, it is literally gone forever.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.