Ontological Paperclip T-Shirt — Clippy Microsoft Office Assistant
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Part of90s & Y2K →The product, without the sales fog
What you’re actually getting
You just wanted to locate a missing spreadsheet. Instead, the cheerful little wire man is dismantling your entire sense of self. After spending two decades trapped in a legacy help menu, he is finally ready to ask the big questions.
A helpful reminder that while your data is safely backed up on a server somewhere in Nevada, your actual existence remains highly debatable. He cannot help you format a cover letter, but he can help you stare directly into the digital abyss.
the fine print:
- 100% chance you are a simulation
- still does not know how to double-space a document
- stares right through your physical form
Same design, different format
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The exact same design on the other products currently available—no unrelated filler.
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