Picket Fence Guillotine — T-Shirt

Karen from the homeowners association just left a third written notice about the height of your hydrangeas. It is finally time to face the music. We have escalated the neighborhood dispute resolution process from passive-aggressive Post-it notes directly to the Reign of Terror, rendered in the flawless, cheerful aesthetic of a manicured cul-de-sac.

This is the ultimate solution for property-line disputes, unsanctioned exterior paint colors, and people who leave their trash bins on the curb three days past pickup. It perfectly maintains that classic American Dream curb appeal, right up until the blade drops on the neighborhood rulebreakers.

• Recommended for unresolved disputes over unapproved above-ground pools
• The ultimate deterrent for unauthorized mailbox silhouettes
• Requires a two-thirds majority vote from the neighborhood watch committee prior to execution
• Guaranteed to permanently elevate local property values

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.