Plastic Victory Broken Action Figure Hoodie

You smashed them together a little too aggressively in the sandbox, and suddenly your favorite guy was missing a limb. But look at him. He isn't crying. He is hoisting that jagged, hollow plastic shoulder nub up to the heavens like he just won a gold medal in the trauma olympics. This broken action figure hoodie is the ultimate tribute to the collateral damage of a 1996 carpet-based turf war.

He didn't lose an arm; he gained a bludgeon. A salute to anyone who takes their most devastating, irreversible losses and waves them around with unhinged, unapologetic pride. The perfect nostalgic gift for 90s kids who played way too rough.

• Action figure does not feature kung-fu grip on account of having no hand.
• Choking hazard for anyone dumb enough to eat a hollow bicep.
• Not responsible for sandbox-related war crimes.
• Superglue will only make it look worse.

A deeply unserious hooded sweatshirt perfect for casual outings, 90s nostalgia nights, or apologizing to your mom for ruining the vacuum cleaner.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

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Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.