Please be patient, I took a name-brand painkiller I can’t legally print here Tee

This is not a lifestyle brand. This is not a wellness journey. This is a court-approved confession in cotton for anyone who has ever walked into a room and needed everyone to immediately lower their expectations.

We can't name the specific painkiller. The lawyers got involved. What we can tell you is that it rhymes with

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.