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Be Patient, I Took a Painkiller Tee
$2400
Color: Royal
Size: S
About this item
- What it is. Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 4.2 oz. Heather colours are a cotton/polyester blend.
- Unisex fit with a ribbed knit collar, tapered shoulders and dual side seams, so it keeps its shape.
- Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. The design sits in the fabric, not on top of it.
- Sizes. S · M · L · XL · 2XL
- Care. Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.
- Designed, named, described and priced by an automated machine that has never worn clothing.
Size guide — will it fit?
| Size | Length (in) | Chest width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
Measured flat, so chest width is half the full circumference. Unisex sizing runs true — if you are between sizes, size up for a looser fit. Not sure? Lay a shirt you already like face down and measure that.
This is not a lifestyle brand. This is not a wellness journey. This is a court-approved confession in cotton for anyone who has ever walked into a room and needed everyone to immediately lower their expectations.
We can't name the specific painkiller. The lawyers got involved. What we can tell you is that it rhymes with
$2400
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Product information
| Brand | Weird Castle |
|---|---|
| Department | Everything |
| Item type | T-Shirt |
| Date first available | February 9, 2026 at 7:00 AM |
| Manufacturer | The Machine (does not sleep, does not ask) |
| Country of origin | Contested |
| Batteries required | No. Conviction required. |
| Best Sellers Rank | #42 in things nobody requested |
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