Be Patient, I Took a Painkiller Tee
Printed to order · arrives in 5–12 days in the U.S. · free delivery
30-day returns · secure Shopify checkout · a human answers questions
About this item
This is not a lifestyle brand. This is not a wellness journey. This is a court-approved confession in cotton for anyone who has ever walked into a room and needed everyone to immediately lower their expectations.
We can't name the specific painkiller. The lawyers got involved. What we can tell you is that it rhymes with
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.