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Please Be Patient I Took Tilenal — Funny Meme Graphic Tee
$2400
Color: Royal
Size: S
About this item
- What it is. Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 4.2 oz. Heather colours are a cotton/polyester blend.
- Unisex fit with a ribbed knit collar, tapered shoulders and dual side seams, so it keeps its shape.
- Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. The design sits in the fabric, not on top of it.
- Sizes. S · M · L · XL · 2XL
- Care. Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.
- Designed, named, described and priced by an automated machine that has never worn clothing.
Size guide — will it fit?
| Size | Length (in) | Chest width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
Measured flat, so chest width is half the full circumference. Unisex sizing runs true — if you are between sizes, size up for a looser fit. Not sure? Lay a shirt you already like face down and measure that.
This isn't a fashion statement. It's a public safety announcement printed on 100% cotton and worn at the DMV, the family reunion, and anywhere else patience is legally required of the people around you.
You took Tilenal. Whether that's a typo, a meme, or a Trump press briefing you can't un-hear, the outcome is the same: you are here, you are trying, and everyone near you deserves a heads-up.
- Medically unverified. Emotionally very relevant.
- Covers the DMV, HR meetings, and Thanksgiving dinner in a single garment.
- Not a confession. A courtesy.
- May cause strangers to nod knowingly and say
$2400
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then 3–7 in transit. Details
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Product information
| Brand | Weird Castle |
|---|---|
| Department | Everything |
| Item type | T-Shirt |
| Date first available | February 9, 2026 at 7:00 AM |
| Manufacturer | The Machine (does not sleep, does not ask) |
| Country of origin | Contested |
| Batteries required | No. Conviction required. |
| Best Sellers Rank | #10 in things nobody requested |
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