Please Be Patient, I Took Tilenal Tee

This isn't a fashion statement. It's a public safety announcement printed on 100% cotton and worn at the DMV, the family reunion, and anywhere else patience is legally required of the people around you.

You took Tilenal. Whether that's a typo, a meme, or a Trump press briefing you can't un-hear, the outcome is the same: you are here, you are trying, and everyone near you deserves a heads-up.

• Medically unverified. Emotionally very relevant.
• Covers the DMV, HR meetings, and Thanksgiving dinner in a single garment.
• Not a confession. A courtesy.
• May cause strangers to nod knowingly and say

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.