Please Be Patient, My Mom Took Tylonel Onesie
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About this item
This is not a cute outfit. This is a disclosure garment.
Somewhere along the way, your mom took Tylenol. Then came you. Now the people at daycare, the grocery store, and the pediatrician's waiting room deserve to know what they're dealing with — before things escalate.
The Please Be Patient, My Mom Took Tylenol Onesie does the explaining so you don't have to. It's a wearable warning label. A tiny infant press release. A courtesy to everyone in a five-foot radius.
Fine Print (read before approaching the baby):
- This baby requires patience. Budget accordingly.
- Brain development may not have followed the recommended schedule.
- Do not attempt to reason with this baby using logic or eye contact.
- This onesie is the only documentation you're getting.
- Side effects of interacting with this baby may include confusion, unsolicited parenting opinions, and existential dread.
Rabbit Skins 4400 infant baby rib bodysuit, infant unisex fit, 5.0 oz/yd² (170 g/m²). 100% combed ring-spun cotton on the solid colours. One-piece design with lap shoulders. Tear-away label. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.