Premium Unverified Claims Tee — Funny Internet Meme Shirt

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• Contains zero (0) grams of journalistic integrity.
• Sourced entirely from private group chats and 3 AM forum threads.
• Side effects may include a profound, irreversible disconnection from objective reality.
• Premium unisex fit, because the truth is uncomfortable but your shirt shouldn't be.
• Issued by the Weird Castle Department of Black Market Epistemology.

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