Processing Your Claim — Funny Dark Humor Retirement Mug
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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Size: 11oz
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About this item
In the grand tradition of mid-century government pamphlets that explained everything would be fine, we present a sincere and fully authorized update on your retirement situation. A cheerful rubber-hose office drone hands a crumbling brick labeled YOUR FUTURE to a skeleton seated at a desk marked SOCIAL SECURITY. The skeleton has always been listening. Caption reads: PROCESSING YOUR CLAIM. The visual language says 1952. The content says read the actuarial tables.
This is not a complaint. This is a receipt. Drink your morning coffee from it during a meeting with your financial advisor. Sip from it while explaining to a 22-year-old that yes, they are technically paying into this right now. The artwork does not editorialize. It simply mirrors the system back at you with a sincere grin and zero apology.
- Claim No.: 000-00-0000
- Claimant Status: Optimistic
- Estimated Processing Time: Longer Than You Have
- Current Queue Position: Behind Several Discretionary Defense Appropriations
Ceramic mug. White ceramic. 11oz (0.33 l). Rounded corners. C-handle. Dye-sublimation print.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
