RE-ENROLLED Mandatory Orientation Fall Cycle — Funny Sticker

You were out. You had a life. You had plans. And then the paperwork came through and now here you are, re-enrolled by a body you never petitioned, clutching this vinyl decal like it is evidence. The Office of Continued Processing regrets to inform you that your temporary release has been administratively reversed and your Fall Cycle orientation is already in progress. Slap this institutional artifact on your laptop, notebook, or water bottle so everyone knows your escape was officially foiled.

• Status: Re-enrolled. Prior escape noted in file.
• Cycle: Fall. As it always is. As it always will be.
• Adhesion: Permanent, much like your institutional record.
• Exit date: Pending review by a committee that does not meet.
• Appeals process: There is no appeals process. This is the appeals process.

Premium durable vinyl sticker. Weatherproof, scratch-resistant, and strictly mandatory for all returning personnel.

Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.