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Re-Enrolled: Voluntary Participation Not Verified — Funny Graphic Tee
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Re-Enrolled: Voluntary Participation Not Verified — Funny Graphic Tee

$29.99

Printed to order · arrives in 5–12 days in the U.S. · free delivery

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About this item

You thought you were out. The system had other plans. RE-ENROLLED is stamped across this t-shirt in fat, hand-lettered bounce type—the kind of bureaucratic confidence that doesn't ask questions, doesn't accept appeals, and has already updated your file. This is your mandatory intake uniform. Welcome back to the program. Your previous attempt at freedom has been logged and flagged.

The fine print reads Voluntary Participation Not Verified, because legal always covers its bases. You had to earn the punchline. You always do.

  • RE-ENROLLED — implies you escaped once. It implies you didn't.
  • Issued by the Office of Compulsory Re-Integration, Dept. of Recurring Obligations
  • Previous enrollment counts as prior offense, not credit
  • Orientation is mandatory. You attended orientation. You are still in orientation.
  • This garment is not a reward. It is a condition of supervised re-entry.

Classic fit, comfortable everyday cotton construction. Ships directly to your registered sector faster than an HR appeal.

Shipping & returns

Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.

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