Roller Grill Meat Sweats — Hoodie

There is a hypnotic, terrifying beauty to the convenience store roller grill at 3 AM. Those shiny, blistered cylinders of mystery protein rotating silently under the heat lamp, sweating out their synthetic casings while you make the absolute worst dietary decision of your adult life.

We skipped the middleman and made the meat do the sweating for you. A visceral, highly literal piece of physical typography constructed entirely out of glistening, overcooked gas station hot dogs. It is the physiological dread of a barbecue hangover, rendered in rotating tubular pork.

• May cause involuntary salivation or immediate nausea
• Has been rotating under a fluorescent heat lamp since 2018
• Contains trace amounts of regret and liquid smoke

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.