Sawed-Off Liar — Funny Retro Mascot Blanket
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. delivery
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
Ships fast, with tracking · Shipping details
Size: 50" × 60"
30-day returns · secure Shopify checkout · a human answers questions
About this item
The ultimate biological workaround for a cursed wooden boy in the criminal justice system. A wordless, misregistered bootleg mascot staring you down with terrifying human teeth, a cheap track jacket, and a freshly sanded face ready to beat any polygraph test.
- Physical tells removed for legal reasons
- Features deeply unsettling human dentition
- Intellectual property theft executed poorly
- He is not going to tell them anything
A deeply cursed throw blanket for your next deposition, late-night interrogation, or weekend couch rotting session.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
