SENIOR EDITOR, TALK PAGE DISPUTES — Cap

Issued by the Wikimedia Foundation Office of Revert Management, this embroidered hat recognizes 14+ years of distinguished service in Talk Page conflict mediation, comma-placement adjudication, and the sustained psychological warfare required to maintain a disputed stub about a 13th-century Flemish bishop. Nobody voted on this role. Nobody approved this cap. The knowledge is free. The grudges are forever.

NPOV COMPLIANCE: DISPUTED. We do not take sides. We simply revert yours.

• Title: Senior Editor, Talk Page Disputes (self-designated, uncontested after three arbitration closures)
• Revert Count: 4,719 (pending review; 214 currently tagged 'possibly retaliatory')
• Tenure: Active status maintained through IP sock investigations and monthly archives nobody reads
• Issued by: Office of Revert Management — 'The encyclopedia anyone can edit, administered by people who will not let you'
• Disclaimer: This credential does not imply authority. It implies something worse.

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