Shhh It's Sleeping Hoodie — Funny Butter Heart Attack Humor

Saturated fat doesn't hate you; it just thinks you look tired. This funny butter heart attack hoodie features a cheerful dairy brick that sees a little muscle working far too hard and just wants to hold it in a permanent embrace. It is not cardiac arrest, it is just a nice, long nap.

Rendered in a cold, clinical Swiss pictogram style, this deadpan medical humor design captures the exact moment your coronary arteries decide to take the rest of the day off. Wear this cursed graphic hoodie as a gentle reminder that inside every blocked ventricle is a loving mascot just trying to do its job. A highly inappropriate gift for cardiology professionals, fast food enthusiasts, or anyone with a questionable family history.

• Do not wake the heart.
• Plaque is just a hug made of pure love.
• Defibrillators are considered rude and highly disruptive.
• Recommended dosage: one entire stick, served at room temperature.

A classic fit hoodie for your next trip to the emergency room or local drive-thru.

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