Shhh It's Sleeping — Funny Butter Heart Attack T-Shirt

Saturated fat doesn't hate you; it just thinks you look tired. This cheerful dairy brick sees a little muscle working far too hard and just wants to swaddle it in a warm, permanent embrace. It is not cardiac arrest, it is just a nice, long nap.

Rendered in a cold, clinical Swiss pictogram style, this funny cholesterol t-shirt captures the exact moment your coronary arteries decide to take the rest of the day off. Wear it as a gentle reminder that inside every blocked ventricle is a loving mascot just trying to do its job.

• Do not wake the heart.
• Plaque is just a heavy blanket woven from pure love.
• Defibrillators are considered rude and highly disruptive.
• Recommended dosage: one entire stick, served warm.

A perfectly morbid dark humor gift for cardiologists, culinary hedonists, or anyone living on the dangerous side of the dairy aisle.

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