Silent Reading Flesh Wedge — Funny Surreal Jigsaw Puzzle
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
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About this item
Remember the wholesome elementary-school directive of 'Silent Reading'? We’ve brought it back through brutal literalism. Presenting a severed human tongue repurposed as a catalog-perfect classroom supply. The sincere presentation makes this visceral body horror laugh-out-loud funny, transforming your coffee table into a deeply unsettling educational environment.
- For teachers who have finally snapped
- An excellent weird gift for true crime podcast addicts
- Guaranteed to ruin family game night
- Do not attempt to put it in your mouth, no matter what the voices say
A bizarre and unforgettable novelty puzzle that makes the perfect gag gift for horror fans and disgruntled educators alike.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.