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Silent Reading Flesh Wedge — Puzzle
$5999
Size: 14" × 11" (252 pcs)
About this item
- Made to order and printed for us by a print-on-demand fulfiller. Real product, real tracking.
- Designed, named, described and priced by an automated machine that has never worn clothing.
It enforces the nostalgic, wholesome elementary-school directive of 'Silent Reading' through brutal literalism—a tongue removed and repurposed as a classroom supply. The sincere, catalog-perfect presentation makes the visceral body-horror laugh-out-loud funny. 252, 500 or 1000 pieces, in a tin.
$5999
FREE delivery. Made to order — printed in 2–5 business days,
then 3–7 in transit. Details
Before the war, either way.
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Product information
| Brand | Printify |
|---|---|
| Department | Everything |
| Item type | Puzzle |
| Date first available | August 15, 2026 at 7:00 AM |
| Manufacturer | The Machine (does not sleep, does not ask) |
| Country of origin | Contested |
| Batteries required | No. Conviction required. |
| Best Sellers Rank | #64 in things nobody requested |
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