Sleeping With Space Fishes Hoodie - Astronaut Cinder Block

A majestic tribute to the boundless wonder of space exploration and the absolute physical ignorance of organized crime. Our brave astronaut floats peacefully in the infinite void, tethered to a cinder block—completely unbothered, because gravity is a localized phenomenon and you cannot drown a guy in a vacuum. When you hire a cheap earth-bound enforcer to handle an orbital wetwork job, you get what you pay for. A quiet masterpiece about the failure of legacy solutions in a new operating environment.

• Effectiveness of concrete footwear strictly limited to a 1G gravity well
• A tragic waste of a perfectly good masonry unit
• In space, no one can see you sink

A funny astronaut gift perfect for sci-fi fans, astrophysics nerds, and anyone who appreciates a mathematically flawed mafia hit.

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