Sleeping With Space Fishes Sticker - Mob Astronaut

A majestic tribute to the boundless wonder of space exploration and the absolute physical ignorance of organized crime. Our brave astronaut floats peacefully in the infinite void, tethered to a cinder block. He remains completely unbothered, because gravity is a localized phenomenon and you cannot drown a guy in a vacuum.

When you hire a cheap earth-bound enforcer to handle an orbital wetwork job, you get what you pay for. This funny astronaut sticker is a quiet masterpiece about the failure of legacy mafia solutions in a new operating environment. A perfect deadpan laptop decal for sci-fi fans and mob movie enthusiasts.

• Effectiveness of concrete footwear strictly limited to a 1G gravity well
• A tragic waste of a perfectly good masonry unit
• In space, no one can see you sink
• Excellent gift for zero-gravity mobsters and physics nerds