Spreading Democracy One Barrel At A Time Canvas — Funny War for Oil

Some people look at a sovereign nation sitting on three billion barrels of unrefined sweet crude and see a complex geopolitical situation. We see a country in desperate need of immediate, airborne, high-yield democracy.

Decorate your command center with this funny political wall art, celebrating the time-honored tradition of turning foreign sand into domestic profit. This satirical military room decor is so unapologetically loud it just secured a trillion-dollar defense contract. It is aggressive, entirely lacking in subtlety, and absolutely refuses to apologize for the emissions.

• 100% chance of escalating regional tensions
• May cause spontaneous singing of the national anthem near pipelines
• Fully endorsed by a guy named Dick who sits on five corporate boards
• Not responsible for any accidental regime changes or endless proxy wars

An ideal piece of satirical room decor to make a loud statement in any home office, living room, or undisclosed bunker.