Spreading Democracy One Barrel At A Time — Canvas

Some people look at a sovereign nation sitting on three billion barrels of unrefined sweet crude and see a complex geopolitical situation. We see a country in desperate need of immediate, airborne, high-yield democracy.

Celebrate the time-honored tradition of turning foreign sand into domestic profit with a graphic so unapologetically loud it just secured a trillion-dollar defense contract. It is aggressive, entirely lacking in subtlety, and absolutely refuses to apologize for the emissions.

• 100% chance of escalating regional tensions
• May cause spontaneous singing of the national anthem near pipelines
• Fully endorsed by a guy named Dick who sits on five corporate boards
• Not responsible for any accidental regime changes

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