Spreading Democracy One Barrel At A Time Hoodie — Funny War for Oil

Some people look at a sovereign nation sitting on three billion barrels of unrefined sweet crude and see a complex geopolitical situation. We see a country in desperate need of immediate, airborne, high-yield democracy.

Celebrate the time-honored tradition of turning foreign sand into domestic profit with a funny political meme graphic so unapologetically loud it just secured a trillion-dollar defense contract. It is aggressive, entirely lacking in subtlety, and absolutely refuses to apologize for the emissions.

• 100% chance of escalating regional tensions
• May cause spontaneous singing of the national anthem near pipelines
• Fully endorsed by a guy named Dick who sits on five corporate boards
• Not responsible for any accidental regime changes

The perfect satirical gift for history buffs, veterans, or anyone who knows exactly what 'liberation' actually means. Fits perfectly while drafting your next defense contract.