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Stay Informed — Funny Doomscrolling Sticker
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. delivery
- 30-day returns
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Surface: White
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About this item
A cheerful vinyl sticker nodding to the golden age of journalism, back when morning headlines didn't instantly trigger a cortisol spike that shaved three years off your lifespan. We replaced the Sunday edition with exactly what you consume every time you open a feed: a piping hot bag of unhinged, weaponized psychic waste hurled directly at your skull. Stick this existential dread decal on your laptop or water bottle as a reminder that ignorance is bliss, but the doom spiral is mandatory.
- Guaranteed to completely ruin your morning routine
- 100% locally sourced daily psychic damage
- Warning: Prolonged exposure to 'the discourse' will cause permanent brain rot
- Durable vinyl decal perfect for laptops, bumpers, and water bottles
Kiss-cut sticker. 100% durable vinyl. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact. Glossy finish. Indoor decor — not waterproof. UV print, kiss-cut.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
