Steamboat Spinal Cord — Creepy Retro Cartoon Poster

The world's most famously litigious rodent has been successfully optimized down to his core components. Behold the 1920s rubber-hose mascot stripped of all that inefficient fur, skin, and muscle, leaving only a cheerful, whistling brain and a swinging spinal cord on its way to the educational meat-grinder.

This is the official wall decor for anyone currently operating as a fully exposed nerve. When your daily existence feels less like a magical kingdom and more like absorbing psychic shockwaves without a protective barrier, let this moist little bundle of overstimulated ganglia hang on your wall to do the talking for you.

• Care instructions: Do not salt the mascot.
• Provides zero armor against fluorescent classroom lighting or institutional feedback.
• Officially licensed by absolutely nobody, especially not the corporation who just lost him to the public domain.
• Printed on high-quality, durable poster paper because your exposed nerves deserve nice things.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.