Still Processing Bomb Bird Sticker - Funny Burnout Decal

You are doing the work. You are setting boundaries. You are holding space. Unfortunately, your feelings are a live cartoon explosive currently lodged in your upper GI tract. This scruffy avian is the exact avatar of the modern mental health journey: maintaining a dead-eyed, unblinking stare while digesting a literal bomb, calmly waiting for the inevitable catastrophic detonation while using the correct clinical vocabulary.

Stop letting lifestyle influencers tell you that deep breathing will fix the fact that you just swallowed a lit fuse. Perfect for the laptop or water bottle of someone vibrating with unexpressed panic but hiding it behind wellness buzzwords. Let the outside world know you are currently at capacity.

THE FINE PRINT:

• Digestive tract rated for up to 50 megatons of suppressed rage.
• Mindfulness exercises will not extinguish the fuse.
• Not a substitute for professional explosive ordnance disposal.
• Breathe in, breathe out, detonate.

Kiss-cut sticker. 100% durable vinyl. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact. Glossy finish. Indoor decor — not waterproof. UV print, kiss-cut.

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