Still Unpacking Sticker — Funny Mental Health Therapy Decal

Everyone has 'a lot to unpack' these days. It is the polite, sanitized buzzword you use to casually hint at your deep psychological damage over a $14 iced matcha. We decided to strip away the clinical euphemisms and render your trauma as a literal, physical nightmare: a manic cardboard mascot violently ripping its own contents out of its skull.

Forget quiet journaling and pastel Instagram infographics. Self-improvement is a visceral, ugly, endless loop of hauling trash out of the basement of your own brain. Let everyone know that your emotional baggage isn't just a metaphor—it's an active, bleeding hostage situation, now available as a premium laptop sticker.

• Officially certified by the Bureau of Weaponized Therapy-Speak.
• Guaranteed to make your next casual check-in highly uncomfortable.
• Disclaimer: We are not licensed professionals and this will not fix you.
• Durable, weather-resistant vinyl decal perfect for emotional support water bottles and therapy journals.
• Do not attempt to fold flat.

Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.