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Student Intake Procedure Sticker — Funny Student Debt Decal
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. delivery
- 30-day returns
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Surface: White
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About this item
Issued by the Department of Human Capital Processing, this fully certified facility operations diagram walks you through the standard intake sequence — DEBT LOADING ZONE → COMPLIANCE CALIBRATION → OUTPUT CHUTE. Rendered in crisp rubber-hose institutional style, it looks exactly like a laminated safety poster bolted above an emergency exit no one uses. The real horror? You could slap this on a university bulletin board and nobody would pull it down.
- Facility designation: Accredited Processing Site #1–∞
- Estimated throughput: 4–6 years per unit, longer if unit asks questions
- Output specification: Compliant, leveraged, employable (not guaranteed)
- Do not obstruct the Output Chute: Units have been backed up since 2008
Kiss-cut sticker. 100% durable vinyl. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact. Glossy finish. Indoor decor — not waterproof. UV print, kiss-cut.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
