Super Science Go To Sun Sticker — Retro Astronaut Decal

Remember the unlicensed discount-store backpacks that smelled violently of industrial solvents and featured characters that were almost recognizable but legally distinct? We found this educational space ambassador on a bootleg 1996 pencil case, and his cheerful commitment to a screaming, incandescent death in the center of our solar system was too pure not to reproduce.

Nothing says "back-to-school STEM curriculum" like a poorly translated astronaut gleefully ignoring thermodynamics to plunge directly into a 10,000-degree plasma ball. Slap this funny bootleg space sticker on your laptop or water bottle as a tribute to the undeniable fact that sometimes the most confident guy in the room is leading the entire project straight into the furnace.

• Super high quality education graphic for learning brain.
• Mission parameters strictly require total molecular vaporization.
• Not affiliated with NASA, Roscosmos, or basic survival instincts.

Kiss-cut sticker. 100% durable vinyl. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact. Glossy finish. Indoor decor — not waterproof. UV print, kiss-cut.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

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