Super Science Go To Sun — Sticker

Remember the unlicensed discount-store backpacks that smelled violently of industrial solvents and featured characters that were almost recognizable but legally distinct? We found this educational space ambassador on a bootleg 1996 pencil case, and his cheerful commitment to a screaming, incandescent death in the center of our solar system was too pure not to reproduce.

Nothing says "back-to-school STEM curriculum" like a poorly translated astronaut gleefully ignoring thermodynamics to plunge directly into a 10,000-degree plasma ball. Wear it as a tribute to the undeniable fact that sometimes the most confident guy in the room is leading the entire project straight into the furnace.

• Super high quality education graphic for learning brain.
• Mission parameters strictly require total molecular vaporization.
• Not affiliated with NASA, Roscosmos, or basic survival instincts.

Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.