Support Local Texas Butchers — Canvas

Celebrate the rich, savory traditions of the Lone Star State with a tribute to its most passionate local butcher. Nothing says southern hospitality quite like an idling two-stroke power tool, a mask made of your neighbors, and a deep, abiding respect for locally sourced, unoptimized meat.

Rendered in a pulpy, blood-soaked horror comic style, this is for the true patriots who know that real Texas barbecue requires a little elbow grease and absolutely zero government oversight. Bring it to the next neighborhood cookout and let everyone know you take family recipes very, very seriously.

• Warning: Not an official endorsement of the Texas tourism board.
• Keep hands, feet, and spare faces away from the moving chain.
• Vegetarians will be asked to leave (or stay for dinner).
• Proudly supporting unregulated meat processing since 1974.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.