Support Local Texas Butchers Canvas — Funny Leatherface

Celebrate the rich, savory traditions of the Lone Star State with a tribute to its most passionate local butcher. Nothing says southern hospitality quite like an idling two-stroke power tool, a mask made of your neighbors, and a deep, abiding respect for locally sourced, unoptimized meat.

Rendered in a pulpy, blood-soaked horror comic style, this funny horror wall art is for true patriots who know that real Texas barbecue requires a little elbow grease and absolutely zero government oversight. Hang it up before the next neighborhood cookout and let everyone know you take family recipes very, very seriously. A perfect housewarming gift for slasher fans, true crime addicts, and aggressively local agriculture enthusiasts.

• Warning: Not an official endorsement of the Texas tourism board.
• Keep hands, feet, and spare faces away from the moving chain.
• Vegetarians will be asked to leave (or stay for dinner).
• Proudly supporting unregulated meat processing since 1974.