Support Local Texas Butchers Poster — Funny Leatherface

Celebrate the savory traditions of the Lone Star State with a tribute to its most passionate local butcher. Nothing says southern hospitality quite like an idling power tool, a mask made of your neighbors, and a deep, abiding respect for locally sourced meat. The ultimate funny horror movie gift for slasher fans, this pulpy wall art proves that real Texas barbecue requires a little elbow grease and zero government oversight.

• Warning: Not an official endorsement of the Texas tourism board.
• Keep hands, feet, and spare faces away from the moving chain.
• Vegetarians will be asked to leave (or stay for dinner).
• Proudly supporting unregulated meat processing since 1974.

A killer statement piece for your living room, kitchen, or basement meat locker.