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Tactical Dowsing Sticker — Funny Military Oil Meme Decal

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Size: 3" × 3"

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Some countries use a forked wooden stick to find water. We use a three-trillion-dollar mechanized air fleet to find hydrocarbons. It is basically just geology with better acoustics and a significantly more aggressive negotiating stance. This grungy collage decal celebrates the greatest romance of the modern era: heavy artillery and sweet, unrefined petroleum.

Slap it on your laptop before your next geopolitical debate, defense contractor shareholder meeting, or while pretending to understand why gas still costs this much. It is the quiet part screamed out loud, hastily photocopied at the local library, and parked directly on a tank tread.

  • 100% chance of sudden democratic intervention
  • Not responsible for missing national reserves
  • Highly effective at securing shareholder value
  • May cause spontaneous regime change

A deadpan political meme gift for history buffs, international relations majors, or anyone tracking the military-industrial complex.

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