Tactical Dowsing Shirt — Military Industrial Complex Meme Tee
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Some countries use a forked wooden stick to find water. We use a three-trillion-dollar mechanized air fleet to find hydrocarbons. Tactical dowsing is basically just geology with better acoustics and a significantly more aggressive negotiating stance. This grungy collage tee celebrates the greatest romance of the modern era: heavy artillery and sweet, unrefined petroleum.
Wear this military industrial complex meme shirt to your next geopolitical debate, defense contractor shareholder meeting, or while pretending to understand why gas still costs this much. It is the quiet part screamed out loud, hastily photocopied at the local library, and glued directly to a tank tread.
- 100% chance of sudden democratic intervention
- Not responsible for missing national oil reserves
- Highly effective at securing shareholder value
- May cause spontaneous regime change
A comfortable everyday tee for anyone who loves dark political humor and casually destabilizing global markets.
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