Tap To Continue Existing — Funny American Healthcare Sticker

The American healthcare system is a simple, elegant transaction: your money or your life. We stripped away the insurance jargon and pharmaceutical ads featuring people riding bikes in slow motion, getting right down to the fundamental point of sale. If you want to keep your cells dividing for another fiscal quarter, just hover your chip over the terminal and pray it doesn't decline. Rendered in the falsely cheerful style of a 1930s rubber-hose cartoon, this dark humor healthcare sticker captures the sheer whimsy of being legally extorted for basic survival.

• Approved for all major credit cards and vital organ collateral
• Coverage does not apply to preexisting mortality
• Deductible resets every time your heart stops
• Issued by the Weird Castle Department of Medical Extortion

Kiss-cut sticker. 100% durable vinyl. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact. Glossy finish. Indoor decor — not waterproof. UV print, kiss-cut.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.