Team Player Pelican Sticker — Funny Office Burnout Decal

Human Resources has identified your refusal to swallow active explosives as a 'cultural fit' issue. The modern corporate ecosystem demands total psychological containment. Being a 'team player' simply means internalizing enough unmitigated rage and structural panic to level a city block, all while maintaining a firm handshake and hitting your Q3 deliverables.

Behold your new corporate avatar: a severely sleep-deprived pelican in a mandatory necktie, chainsmoking through the pain while literally holding lit dynamite in its distended flesh pouch. A visceral, sweating monument to everyone currently holding it together by a single, frayed, management-mandated thread.

• Side effects of extreme synergy may include spontaneous workplace detonation.
• Fully compliant with all mandatory Return-To-Office directives.
• Issued by the Weird Castle Department of Human Capital Containment.

Kiss-cut sticker. 100% durable vinyl. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact. Glossy finish. Indoor decor — not waterproof. UV print, kiss-cut.

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