Terminal Evolution Mug — Funny Carcinization Crab Evolution

Science proves that over millions of years, diverse organisms keep independently evolving into crabs. It is called carcinization, and it means your current fleshy, upright-walking meat-sack phase is just an awkward transitional state on the way to becoming a heavily armored bottom-feeder.

Until you finally grow a protective shell and crushing pincers, you still have to drink bean water and go to the morning strategy meeting. This ceramic monument to biological perfection proves that even the apex of evolution cannot escape the daily corporate grind.

• Holds enough coffee to fuel your inevitable crustacean metamorphosis
• Biologically impervious to workplace morale initiatives
• Dishwasher and microwave safe, unlike your fragile human ego
• Sideways walking is still the most efficient way to avoid eye contact with management