That's Your Parents' Job T-Shirt — Funny Sonic the Hedgehog
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Why shoulder the crushing weight of self-loathing when your immediate ancestors are already doing it for free? It is a competitive market out there, and you simply cannot match the raw, unbridled efficiency of a mother’s heavy sigh or a father’s thousand-yard stare. Let the professionals handle the shame. You just focus on going fast and collecting gold rings.
A violently blue 90s hedgehog is here to deliver the ultimate psychic absolution. Perfect for Thanksgiving dinner, court appearances, or anywhere your bloodline has explicitly asked you not to show up. You have done your part by existing; let them handle the emotional fallout.
- Generational trauma, fully outsourced
- Zero rings lost to personal accountability
- Statistically cheaper than making them proud
- Warning: May trigger an unprompted lecture about your cousin's promotion
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