Was Richard Simmons dancing through uncertainty as The Aerobic Assassin?
Was 'The Aerobic Assassin' played by Richard Simmons, behind the curious events of July 13th, 2024, at the Donald Trump rally? He has been missing in action ever since, so who is to say? You never know what bushes his gun will pop out of.
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