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Explore our most chaotic creations, from high-quality hats to dangerously expressive tees.

Civil War Hat 1 - Limited Edition
Civil War Hat 1 - Limited Edition

Civil War Hat 1 - Limited Edition

$38.00

Civil War 2 Hat - Limited Edition
Civil War 2 Hat - Limited Edition

Civil War 2 Hat - Limited Edition

$38.00

⚔️ Wore this to jury duty

🍔 Confused the Chick-fil-A cashier

💅 Became the family disappointment in style

⚔️ Wore this to jury duty

🍔 Confused the Chick-fil-A cashier

💅 Became the family disappointment in style

⚔️ Wore this to jury duty

🍔 Confused the Chick-fil-A cashier

💅 Became the family disappointment in style

⚔️ Wore this to jury duty

🍔 Confused the Chick-fil-A cashier

💅 Became the family disappointment in style

⚔️ Wore this to jury duty

🍔 Confused the Chick-fil-A cashier

💅 Became the family disappointment in style

⚔️ Wore this to jury duty

🍔 Confused the Chick-fil-A cashier

💅 Became the family disappointment in style

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He’s Not Racist. He’s Just From the 1800s

I remember both World Wars. And the one before that.

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You Fought for This Mess

The Civil War 2 cap, surrounded by everything we fought to protect:

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Weird Products, Honest Reviews.

Honestly didn’t expect the quality to be this good.

"I bought the Civil War 2 hat as a joke for a bachelor party, but now I wear it everywhere. The stitching is clean, the fit’s solid, and it shipped fast. Got three compliments the first day."

Josiah I.

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Civil War 2 Hat - Limited Edition

Civil War 2 Hat - Limited Edition

$38.00

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Most orders ship in 1–3 business days from our U.S. bunker. You’ll get tracking before you can even regret your purchase.

Quality You Can Wear (and Wash)

We use durable, soft fabrics and long-lasting prints that survive laundry day and family BBQs.

Easy Returns, No Interrogation

Not a perfect fit? No problem. We accept returns or exchanges within 30 days—no guilt trip included.

Thousands of Happy Weirdos

Over 10,000 customers proudly wearing history’s worst ideas. You’re in questionable but good company.