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4. Stay Informed — Sticker Nobody asked. It launched anyway. 7:00 AM sharp
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Civil War Veteran Hat — Thank You for Your Service (1861-1865)
The Civil War Veteran Hat — the war's principal surviving artifact.
Dates1861–1865
ResultConcluded
LegacyOne hat
Price$38.00

The American Civil War (1861–1865) is remembered here chiefly as the reason a corduroy veteran cap exists. Both armies — Union navy and Confederate gray — are retired onto a single service ribbon, the only bipartisan achievement of its century. The war concluded; the hat did not.

It is the only conflict in this building with both a start date and a finish date. See also: American Civil War II, still pending.

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