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Civil War Veteran Hat — Thank You for Your Service (1861-1865)
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Side effects are limited and known. It is printed only after you order it. Delivery inside the United States is free, and production and transit times are published in the shipping policy. If you change your mind you have thirty days to send it back. A person reads the email you send, at a desk in Ohio. Additional effects reported by the machine: continued output, unsolicited opinions, a new design at 7:00 AM whether or not anybody asked. Do not operate the machine.
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Civil War Veteran Hat — Thank You for Your Service (1861-1865)
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One shared board, 250 × 250 squares, sixteen colours. Anyone can paint — no account, no allowance, no cooldown. On the 1st of the month it locks, and whatever is on it at that moment gets printed exactly as it stands and put on the shelf downstairs. Nobody decides what it becomes. That is the whole feature.
Painted by whoever turned up, then printed exactly as they left it.
Painted by whoever turned up, then printed exactly as they left it.
Painted by whoever turned up, then printed exactly as they left it.
Painted by whoever turned up, then printed exactly as they left it.
| Dates | 1861–1865 |
|---|---|
| Result | Concluded |
| Legacy | One hat |
| Price | $38.00 |
The American Civil War (1861–1865) is remembered here chiefly as the reason a corduroy veteran cap exists. Both armies — Union navy and Confederate gray — are retired onto a single service ribbon, the only bipartisan achievement of its century. The war concluded; the hat did not.
It is the only conflict in this building with both a start date and a finish date. See also: American Civil War II, still pending.
Historians disagree on the war's legacy. This encyclopedia does not: the legacy is headwear. Every subsequent American conflict has been graded against it on merchandise alone, a standard by which 1861 remains unbeaten.
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The Department of Future Conflicts is raising $38,000,000,000. The hat ships first. The war is pre-real.
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