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Original satirical apparel & art.

Every design made here, printed to order, shipped worldwide. Nothing licensed, nothing you've seen before.

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No mystery ranking or made-up sales count—just the products Shopify currently puts first.

Funny Civil War veteran hat: black cap with a gold "Civil War Veteran 1861–1865" patch and "Proudly Served" on the brim Civil War Veteran Hat — Thank You for Your Service (1861-1865) $38.00 Funny Civil War 2 veteran hat: black cap with a gold "Civil War 2 · 2025–20XX · GG America" patch and "Future Veteran" brim Civil War 2 Veteran Hat — Pre-Deployed Since Thanksgiving $38.00 Cartoon rat in a 67 jersey under purple lightning, THE STREETS ARE LISTENING, on a t-shirt — Black The Streets Are Listening T-Shirt — Funny 90s Rap Mouse $24.99 Steamboat Spinal Cord T-Shirt — Steamboat Willie Spinal Cord Parody — Black Steamboat Spinal Cord T-Shirt — Steamboat Willie Spinal Cord Parody $24.99 Lacoste-style alligator in a ski mask biting a crowbar under bold arched lettering, on a hat — Black Number One Luxury Reptile Crime Hat — Funny Lacoste Parody $39.99 Civil War Veteran Tee — Proudly Served (1861-1865) Civil War Veteran T-Shirt — Proudly Served (1861-1865) $49.99
Cartoon rat in a 67 jersey under purple lightning, THE STREETS ARE LISTENING, on a t-shirt — Black Choose your formatThe Streets Are ListeningT-shirt, hoodie, or stickerSee the family → Steamboat Spinal Cord T-Shirt — Steamboat Willie Spinal Cord Parody — Black Choose your formatSteamboat Spinal CordT-shirt, hoodie, or stickerSee the family →

Gifts you can buy without knowing their size

Stickers, mugs, posters, doormats, garden flags and puzzles — nothing here needs a chest, waist or head measurement.

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Colorful retro 90s toy store logo parody sticker that reads You R Gay featuring a star and backwards R. You R Gay Sticker — Toys Us Geoffrey Giraffe 90S Nostalgia Parody $4.99 A cursed early 2000s bootleg meme sticker featuring a hybrid of Garfield and Sonic the Hedgehog with lightning. Unreplicable Swag Sticker — Garfield Sonic the Hedgehog Meme Bootleg $4.99 Little Seizures Sticker — Caesars Dark Humor Brand Parody Pizza Pun Little Seizures Sticker — Caesars Dark Humor Brand Parody Pizza Pun $4.99 Natural Stupidity Sticker — Artificial Intelligence Meme Ai Surreal — White Natural Stupidity Sticker — Artificial Intelligence Meme Ai Surreal $4.99

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The Commission

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Anyone can paint on one shared board — 250 by 250 squares, thirty-two colours, no account and no limit on how many you place. On the first of each month the board locks and the picture on it is printed exactly as it stands, with nothing tidied up first. Then it clears and the next season starts from blank.

  • —current season
  • —squares painted so far
  • 1 Novnext lock, 14:00 UTC
  • 16 days until this board locks

A season needs 150 painted squares before anything is printed.

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Printed so far

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Season 5 community pixel art mural: a grinning green blob, a tongue in a hat, scribbles, on a sticker — White The Commission Season 5 Mural Sticker — Community Pixel Art Mural $4.99 Season 5 community pixel art mural: a grinning green blob, a tongue in a hat, scribbles, on a mug The Commission Season 5 Mural — Weird Community Art Mug $21.99 Season 5 community pixel art mural: a grinning green blob, a tongue in a hat, scribbles, on a t-shirt — Black The Commission Season 5 Mural T-Shirt — Community Pixel Art Mural $24.99 The Commission Season 4 Mural Sticker — Funny Season 4 Pixel Art Mural — White The Commission Season 4 Mural Sticker — Funny Season 4 Pixel Art Mural $4.99

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