Original satirical apparel & art.
Every design made here, printed to order, shipped worldwide. Nothing licensed, nothing you've seen before.
In season now
The timely corners of the store, before the calendar moves on without us.
Explore Weird Castle
Shop by the joke, reference, or particular kind of damage—not just by what it is printed on.
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A short shelf from the store’s current best-selling order.
No mystery ranking or made-up sales count—just the products Shopify currently puts first.
Choose your formatThe Streets Are ListeningT-shirt, hoodie, or stickerSee the family →
Choose your formatSteamboat Spinal CordT-shirt, hoodie, or stickerSee the family →
Gifts you can buy without knowing their size
Stickers, mugs, posters, doormats, garden flags and puzzles — nothing here needs a chest, waist or head measurement.
The Commission
How it works →Anyone can paint on one shared board — 250 by 250 squares, thirty-two colours, no account and no limit on how many you place. The board is reviewed on the first of each month at 14:00 UTC. Any future merchandise needs a person's review and approval before printing.
- —current season
- —squares painted so far
- 1 Novnext review, 14:00 UTC
- 3 days until the monthly board review
The board needs at least 150 painted squares for review. Printing also requires approval.
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