The Board Of Directors — Corporate Alien Parody Poster
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. delivery
- 30-day returns
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About this item
You put on the special glasses and suddenly the quarterly earnings report makes perfect sense. It turns out the guy lecturing you about synergies, paradigm shifts, and mandatory return-to-office policies doesn't just lack a soul—he lacks an epidermis.
A retro 3D anaglyph tribute to the real architects of our daily grind. They don't need to conquer the planet with death rays or flying saucers when they can just buy up the housing market and force you to rent your own existence back from them at a premium. The perfect dystopian sci-fi parody decor for your home office or corporate cubicle.
- Do not look directly into the HR department
- Subliminal messaging optimized for maximum shareholder value
- Special sunglasses will not protect you from the upcoming restructuring
- Ideal anti-capitalist gift for your favorite burnt-out middle manager
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
