
The Master Key Funny Brick Hardware Exploit T-Shirt
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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About this item
We took the world's oldest and most reliable hardware exploit—the humble brick—and gave it the cheerful, bouncy typography it deserves. This is absolutely not a blunt instrument of property damage. It is a bright, optimistic, and highly persuasive request for immediate entry. The ultimate cybersecurity t-shirt for pentesters, chaotic IT professionals, and anyone who appreciates aggressive community feedback.
- Compatible with most modern storefronts and luxury sedans
- Requires zero software updates or Bluetooth pairing sequences
- Guaranteed to void at least three different warranties upon use
- Our lawyers are begging us to refer to this top as a decorative paperweight
A perfectly normal, highly secure everyday shirt for bypassing the front desk entirely.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
Size guide
True to size, unisex fit. Measurements are the garment laid flat, in inches.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
