The Master Key Funny Brick Hardware Exploit T-Shirt

We took the world's oldest and most reliable hardware exploit—the humble brick—and gave it the cheerful, bouncy typography it deserves. This is absolutely not a blunt instrument of property damage. It is a bright, optimistic, and highly persuasive request for immediate entry. The ultimate cybersecurity t-shirt for pentesters, chaotic IT professionals, and anyone who appreciates aggressive community feedback.

• Compatible with most modern storefronts and luxury sedans
• Requires zero software updates or Bluetooth pairing sequences
• Guaranteed to void at least three different warranties upon use
• Our lawyers are begging us to refer to this top as a decorative paperweight

A perfectly normal, highly secure everyday shirt for bypassing the front desk entirely.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.