The Prince Albert Drive-Thru Funny Y2K Sticker
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
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About this item
You can sanitize the early 2000s for your corporate mood boards all you want, but we remember what the culture actually was: cheap chrome, untreated infections, and making irreversible anatomical decisions in the parking lot of a 24-hour slider franchise. This funny Y2K sticker is a tribute to the era when the human body was just another drive-thru surface to puncture with mall-kiosk metallurgy.
Featuring a glistening, airbrushed chrome homage to America's most digestible miniature burger, hijacked to advertise a genital piercing that takes six months to heal. Because nothing says "the customer is always right" quite like industrial-grade body modification served in a sack of steamed onions. Nostalgia is a disease; we're just treating the symptoms with sterile saline.
- Not responsible for tissue rejection, migration, or deep-fryer grease burns
- Combo meal includes one captive bead ring and a medium Diet Coke
- Do not submerge in public pools or fast-food ball pits for 6 to 8 weeks
A perfectly cursed novelty decal for your laptop, bumper, or whatever flat surface needs ruining.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
