Name: Took It All Exhibit Hoodie — Funny Halloween Take One Candy Gag
Brand: Weird Castle
SKU: 27128972577835218775
Price: 59.99 USD
Availability: InStock

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For the absolute goblin who saw a "Please Take One" sign in 1998 and chose violence. This museum-grade exhibit hoodie immortalizes the greatest suburban heist of our time: dumping the entire unattended Halloween candy bowl into your pillowcase.

Provenance: a mid-tier suburban cul-de-sac, late October
Appraised at a staggering net worth of forty-two mini Snickers
The "Please Be Considerate" sign was tragically lost to history
Fully tax-exempt under the finders-keepers loophole

A highly comfortable hooded sweatshirt for chilly autumn nights spent avoiding the neighbors you robbed.

Product specifications

Product details

Base product. Independent Trading Company IND4000
Material. 70% cotton, 30% polyester (the manufacturer notes fabric composition varies)
Fabric weight. 10 oz/yd² (340 g/m²)
Fit. Classic fit
Details. Fleece lined hood
Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
1x1 ribbing at cuffs and waistband
Tear away label
Decoration. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front

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Size guide

Independent Trading Company IND4000
Compare with a garment you own, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Measurements are approximate.

Inches / centimeters · sizes offered for this product
Size	Chest width in / cm	Body length in / cm
S	21 / 53.3	28.5 / 72.4
M	23 / 58.4	29.5 / 74.9
L	24.5 / 62.2	30.5 / 77.5
XL	26.5 / 67.3	31.5 / 80.0
2XL	27.5 / 69.9	32.5 / 82.6

Took It All Exhibit Hoodie — Funny Halloween Take One Candy Gag

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