Took It All Exhibit T-Shirt — Funny Halloween Candy Bowl Shirt
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A wearable tribute to the greatest unsolved heist of your childhood. This museum-quality exhibit honors the sociopath who saw a plastic pumpkin, a "Please Take One" sign, and chose violence. Perfect for unapologetic trick-or-treaters, petty thieves, and anyone who understands the street value of fun-sized chocolate.
- Provenance: a mid-tier suburban cul-de-sac, October 1998
- Appraised at a staggering net worth of forty-two mini Snickers
- The "Please Be Considerate" sign was tragically lost to history
- Fully tax-exempt under the finders-keepers loophole
A classic unisex fit for true crime aficionados, neighborhood menaces, and Halloween purists.
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